The bet.

We were sat with Lillian and Maureen at lunch.When it was over Maureen moaned,"Oh, this is torture! I just want to go back to my bed.""Do you want a bet?" Asked Lillian."What?" Said Maureen."I bet I can get you back in bed in five minutes," said Lillian."Oh no, they'll leave me here. They never come when you want them.""How much do you bet?" Asked Lillian."A dollar," said Maureen."Nurse!" Shouted Lillian.Paulita came over."Maureen wants to go back to the room to bed," said Lillian."I'm just sorting Celia out but I will be back in a minute," said Paulita."You owe me a dollar," said Lillian, triumphant."...but you won't be able to go to bed," continued Paulita, "because you have Physio in half an hour.""Shit!" said Lillian."You won a dollar, Maureen!" said Will.