A Pain in the Fundament!

"Your legs are crossed!""Brakes on. Hands down on the arms of the chair. Lower yourself down gently.""Back up to the chair""Don't forget to switch the bathroom light on.""Don't cross your legs.""Not so fast.""No, you have to take your walker with you everywhere.""Are your legs crossed?""Remember to put your arms on the arms of the chair before you sit down.""No bending!""Your legs are crossed."I have become a pain in the fundament!