'Easy, like Sunday morning?'

I was just enjoying my morning hot chocolate sat at the kitchen table when Dulcie said,"A woman has killed her husband and eaten him. In Paris!"She was reading the Sunday Mail."A French woman, 71, killed her husband and cooked his heart, nose and genitals, " she read.I am not used to hearing Dulcie say the word 'genitals' at the kitchen table...... let alone on a Sunday morning."The woman killed her 80 year old husband with a kitchen......(pause)...motor........m...o...r...t..a..r..(she spelled it out) she used grinding spices then cooked his heart, nose and genital organs....(she said it again!)...and cooked them in a pot.""Lovely!" I said...."Just what we want to hear on a Sunday morning."I think I am most disturbed about the nose though.......why would you cook a nose?