Becoming Victor Meldrew?

I have to inform Centrelink that Will is earning more than normal as he is covering in the other Kindy group until they can find a replacement classroom assistant. Centrelink will undoubtedly dock my pay......SIGH!Having asked, the other day, when the best time to ring was....I was told first thing in the morning. The line opens at 8.00 am and so this morning I rang straight away. Unbelievably I got through immediately!"I need to inform you of my Partner's earnings" I told the man on the other end."Oh, I'm sorry," he said,"we had some computer updates on Monday and were expecting problems then but they have only surfaced this morning. We currently cannot get on our computers. I would advise you to call back later."I DON'T BELIEEEEEEEEEVE IT!