"Good Evening, Mr Bond...."

"What's this?" asked Dulcie as Goldfinger came on Channel 9 last night."It's James Bond, Ma, " said Will.Shirley Bassey burst into song over the opening credits...."This is the best Bond theme ever," said Will.Dame Shirley warbled on."Bloody awful singing," said Dulcie."It's Shirley Bassey," said Will."Well, I wouldn't want a record of that!" Said Dulcie, "....I think I'll go to bed."