Whinging Pom?

I woke early in the morning and heard a tiny intermittent tapping sound in the darkness....it didn't sound like an S.O.S but I think it must have been the big cockroach that I found later stuck in an empty crisp packet.It is the second time I have discovered one in similar circumstances.Cockroaches must love crisps!......I binned it......it probably thought it had died and gone to heaven!While Jenny was here assisting Dulcie with her shower, the phone rang,"Hello, this is Sue from Blue Care. I will be there in about 40 minutes.""What for?" I asked confused."To assist with Dulcie's shower," said Sue."But Jenny is already here," I said.No, Blue Care for two days and then two come along at once!Sue hung up to ring the office and find out what was going on. Jenny wasn't surprised....."it happens."With all the terrible things going on the World the second item on 9 News tonight informed us that the bins had been sealed at the main train station in Brisbane because the terrorist threat level has been moved to high.The third item was the National Treasurer, probably speaking because the Prime Minister is in a tent in Arnhem Land, saying that the terrorist tentacles were everywhere and they need to be chopped off.I think it was tentacles.....Stop the World.........