Looking for Wiki.

We were up earlier today...as we are all spending the weekend at Frogknot.We had arranged for Lizzie to come earlier for the shower so that we could set off by at least 11.00 am.Lizzie arrived dead on 9.00 am.Just after she had left Dulcie and I were sat at the table when we heard;"Hello."There was a woman standing at the door.I got up and walked over to the door."Hello, I'm Elaine," she said.I had never seen her before and she didn't have any identification badges on but she smiled at Dulcie so I assumed that she must know her."Come in, " I said, opening the door....and she came in.I went and sat back down at the table expecting her to greet Dulcie properly but she didn't she just stood there dabbing her forehead with her hanky.After an uncomfortable silence......She said....."Where is she?""Sorry?" I said."Where is she?""Who?" I asked."Wiki" she said."Sorry who?" I asked , thinking she might have a speech impediment."Wiki." She said. "Oh, have I come to the wrong house?""I think you might have, " I said "there is no Wiki here. What house are you looking for?""7 Callitris St," She said.....(I am not joking.....it is the street at the end of Celtis St)."Oh, no, that is at the end of the street. It's funny, " I went on, " two women turned up the other day looking for the same house, was Wiki having a party?" I laughed."No," said Elaine, deadpan...." She's passed."The grin on my face was slowly erased and was replaced with a look of commiseration.She left."I thought it was someone you knew," I said to Dulcie back at the table."No, dear, never seen her before in my life."