The 'Wang' answer.

So.....I was back at the Surgery this morning for my results.Bored Stacey was finishing off a sausage roll behind the Reception desk when I checked in....there were crumbs all over her paperwork, top lip and belly.She wasn't the best advertisement for healthy living."Aren't you having a blood test as well?" She said."I am.""Just take a number and take a seat," she said."Do you think I will have time before I see the doctor?" I asked.She had another mouth full of sausage roll so she just nodded vigorously. A few pastry flakes snowed down onto her chest.I took the number 5 and sat down....the waiting room was quite full.Almost immediately a large man close to me started to say something loudly which was unintelligible.'Oh no!' I thought, 'I have sat near 'the nutter!'.....but he wasn't 'the nutter.' It turned out he was telling me I could just go straight in for my blood test because there was nobody in front of me.I walked down the corridor to Pathology.The Indian lady was there again......Sanjita......"take a seat," she said."Have you fasted?""I have,' I said....in fact I remembered that not even my blood pressure tablet had passed my lips. I started to worry that my blood was going to spurt out and knock Sanjita over.She fussed about with my left arm, tapping it.....I decided not to look and just go with the flow......I think I should have looked......not looking is worse.....it hurt.....I think I mouthed a swear word.....but did not actually speak it.She wasn't knocked over but she filled two vials quite quickly.She popped a swab of cotton wool over my puncture and strapped it on with tape and thanked me and I went back to the waiting room.I learned nothing new from 'TonicTV' that I didn't already know. While I had been in Pathology an old bloke had arrived and he was talking loudly to another old couple......"Tony Abbott......lying bastard!........'Scuse my French."He did go onto say he had found a good mechanic though.....I made a note of the mechanic's address.....it is so hard to find a good mechanic.....so many are 'Tony Abbotts.'"Nicholas?".....it was Dr Wang. I followed him into his Surgery. My time had finally come 45 minutes after my original appointment time."How are you?""Oh, much better. I wondered what the result of my ultrasound was?""We have no report yet," he said."But, I brought an envelope in and left it behind the desk," I said. Crikey! It was probably buried under sausage roll crumbs."No, that was the film, we don't look at that. You did not do your blood test yet?""I have. I've just done it now.....what about the urine test results?""Oh, that was ok. Maybe you come back next we and we have the report then."I had been in his room less than a minute."Oh, ok then......er.....right" and the Brit in me added......"Sorry, for wasting your time.""Oh, that's ok."............it was the 'Wang' answer!He should have said....."Oh, it's not your fault!"