Eh?

So............when you have 30kgs of luggage what do you bring all the way from Up Over?

A tea towel folded to look like a chicken!

Why?.......You may well ask!

Well, shortly before Anne left for her trip down here she had a massage from a former pupil of mine who kindly said that I was her favourite teacher ever, which is very nice, but the only thing she could remember from her time with me was when a foreign chef came into the class and taught the children how to make a chicken out of a tea towel.

"Do you want me to show you?" she asked Anne.

How could Anne refuse? She fetched her a tea towel which the girl promptly folded into a chicken.........and Anne brought it all the way from Up Over to show me.

I don't remember the lesson in question at all!