Frogknotians 17

Chapter17.Verse 1;And in the beginning her Father spoke saying “Come unto me” and lo, it came to pass that Phoebe didst journey into the Wilderness, alone and didst dwell in the House of Good Will, yea even for seven days before returning whence she had come. And in the second month They didst return unto Eden from the Underworld to visit with friends and family therein. And it came to pass that the Father of Nick, who for four score years had been of sound mind and strong of limb didst appear troubled with remembrance and they returned unto the Underworld sore afraid for what might come to pass.Verse 2;And in the fourth month they didst abandon the Tower of Bathing for surely it was toil of unrelenting misery, fashioned from handfuls of clay and yet they didst only possess a spade and a bucket to assist them. And their neighbour who couldst and hadst the strength and the tools to help them was slavishly building a house of his own. And then they didst have a vision of a glorious Temple of the Moon, that was not built of mud and straw and they didst begin to toil upon that. And that same month a decree went out to Nick saying “Surely though canst teach for one day in the week?” Nick didst ponder on these things saying “Surely I canst teach for one day in the week” and he didst think of the rewards therein and spake saying “Yea!”. But it was not good and he didst suffer to come unto the children and he was bound by his promise for the rest of the year. But Will didst find happiness and contentment in the House of Curds and Whey for truly Bless-ed are the Cheesemakers.Verse 3;And in the seventh month there came a light and it shone upon Nick and it spake saying “Come unto the House of the Word” and Nick didst heed the calling and didst begin to toil in the House of the Word for a few hours a week and it was good. And yea, though demons and other children didst come unto the House of the Word Nick couldst put a finger unto his lips and say “Shush!”Verse 4;And the Father of Nick didst visit with healers and the blessings they didst bestow upon him didst give him comfort and he was much improved but Nick, still concern-ed, us-ed the rewards of suffering the little children to prepare for another journey unto Eden to visit with his Father, yea for the second time in one year. And it came to pass that one week before the beginning of that journey the Father of Nick didst descend into Heaven to whistleth at the right hand of God. Nick didst journey unto Eden to be with his Family at that sad time. Many wept for surely he was a great and good man and he shall be forever greatly missed. But the Family of Nick didst take comfort from the fact that his departure was swift and he was spared the long, slow loss of his mind.Verse 5;And upon returning unto the Underworld Nick hadst little time to dwell upon all that had come to pass as he was suffering the little children and dwelling in the House of the Word or building the Temple of the Moon which rose-ed from the ground with more haste than the Tower of Bathing. And it was very good. And in the final month the promise that Nick had made to teach for one day in the week was fulfilled. There hadst been much wailing and gnashing of teeth but finally he turn-ed his back upon them and didst walk away to ponder whether he wouldst suffer the little children again or just dwell in the House of the Word forever.And so it is written and so it came to pass.Here endeth the lesson.